| HELLO PLANET EARTH .... THE PROPERY VALUE OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IS GOING DOWN..... I'M MOVIN IN.... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THEY USED TO CALL ME A GREEK GOD.... NOW THEY CALL ME A GOD-DAMN GREASY GREEK !!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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I HATE GETTING OLD.... BEEN THERE... DID THAT....TRIED THIS.... NO MY FAVORITE HOBBY IS SLEEPING... DON'T LAUGH YOU UNGRATEFUL PUNKS...THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO... I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL PUNK ONCE.... 16 YEARS OLD AND KNEW EVERYTHING YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT... [HOWMANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD THAT CRAP ???] WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WALKED TO SCHOOL 10 MILES IN THE SNOW..... WELL LET ME GO ONE FURTHER..... WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE NOT ONLY DID WE HAVE NO SHOES WE HAD NO FEET!!!!! WE WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD FEET I TELL YOU.... WE HAD TO CRAWL THE TEN MILES TO SCHOOL EVEN IN THE SNOW... ONCE I STOLE MY OLDER SISTER'S FEET.. PUT THEM ONE AND I BEGAN TO WALK WALKED FUNNY BUT I STILL WALKED.. WHEN MY SISTER FOUND OUT SHE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME AND TOOK HER EFFEN FEET BACK !!!!! BOY WE HAD IT ROUGH.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| TOO OLD TO ROCK AND ROLL - TOO YOUNG TO DIE | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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AFTER PINK FLOYD - ROCK AND ROLL WENT INTO THE CRAPPER.. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DECENT PLATE OF CALAMARI ??? WHEN...... TODAY CLASSIC ROCK MEANS "SMASHIN PUMPKINS" MEDEIVAL ROCK = "THE TUBES" PREHISTORIC ROCK = "LED ZEPPELIN" I HATE TO THINK HOW THEY CLASSIFY "LITTLE RICHARD AND "JERRY LEE"........... IF A MAN IS ALL ALONE IN THE FOREST TALKING AND THERE ARE NO WOMEN AROUND IS HE STILL WRONG??????? WENT INTO A RESTAURANT IN JERSEY ONCE... [THIS IS A TRUE STORY] THE SIGN SAID DELI.... ON THE MENU THEY HAD A DISH CALLED A SLOPPY MOISHE LIKE THE IDIOT THAT I AM I ORDERED THIS DISH [WASN'T GOING TO ASK THE WAITER WHAT WAS IN A SLOPPY MOISHE...DID'NT WANT HIM TO THINK THAT I WAS A TOURIST....YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN...] HERE COMES THIS PLATE WITH ALL THE DREGS OF THE CORNBEEF LEFTOVERS - SMOTHERED IN MAYO AND DICED SWEET PICKELS....MY FIRST VENTURE INTO THE CULINARY ARTS OF HACKENSACK....... IF YOU REALLY WANT A LITTLE SALMONELLA FOR DESERT TRY ONE OF THE ALL-YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS IN HARTFORD ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR 3.99 THEY ACTUALLY RECYCLE THE FOOD IN HARTFORD WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET XMAS CAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF APRIL...EVEN THE PEPSI WAS FLAT... ASKED THE SERVER FOR A DIET PEPSI.. GOES BACK TO HIS STATION EMPTIES HALF THE REGULAR COKE AND ADDS CLUB SODA... I'M SAVING THE BEST FOR THE LAST....... THERE ARE NINE RESTAURANTS ON THE SAME STREET WITH IN SIX BLOCKS OF EACH OTHER THAT BOAST THEY HAVE THE BEST HOME MADE BURGERS IN TOWN WHICH TELLS ME ONE THING ... EIGHT OF THE NINE HAVE TO BE LIARS.... ONE OF THE NINE DOESN'T EVEN SERVE BURGER ANYMORE [TOO CHEAP TO CHANGE THE SIGN] THEN I HAD MY FIRST BREADBURGER [70% CRUMBS -30% MEAT ..I THINK IT WAS MEAT.... I WILL NOT GO ON WITH THIS.... AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ..THEY'RE ALL BULLSHITTERS... THE WHOLE WORLD IS FULL OF BULLSHIT.....ETC.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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